Relationships don't work the way they do in the movies. Will they? Won't they? They finally do and they're happy for ever. Nine out of ten end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones that get married get divorced anyway. And through all this, I have not become a cynic. I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies, and you know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker. I don't care. Because I do believe in it. Bottom line is couples that are right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else. But the big difference is, they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will fight for that relationship every time, if it's right and they're real lucky. One of them will say something...